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If I could just learn to play this stupid thing.[/vc_column_text][/vc_column_inner][/vc_row_inner][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_single_image image=”148″ link_type=”item” link_target=”_self” margin_top=”20″ margin_bottom=”20″ scroll_animation=”fadeIn” scroll_animation_delay=”0.1″ hover_effect=”image-effect-zoom-in” link=”http://wp-dev.oxygenna.com/lambda-magazine/advertise-with-us/”][/vc_column][/vc_row][vc_row][vc_column width=”1/1″][vc_row_inner extra_classes=”vertical-middle”][vc_column_inner width=”1/1″][vc_column_slab_text slab_header=”h2″ slab_weight=”bold” text_color=”text-normal” margin_top=”30″ margin_bottom=”20″ scroll_animation=”fadeIn” scroll_animation_delay=”0.1″]BIG & BOLD HEADLINES[/vc_column_slab_text][ruler_divider margin_top=”0″ margin_bottom=”0″ scroll_animation=”fadeIn” scroll_animation_delay=”0.2″][vc_column_slab_text slab_header=”h2″ slab_weight=”regular” text_color=”text-normal” margin_top=”20″ margin_bottom=”20″ scroll_animation=”fadeIn” scroll_animation_delay=”0.1″ extra_classes=”blacklight”]The best way to make your headings stand out and look ace[/vc_column_slab_text][ruler_divider margin_top=”0″ margin_bottom=”0″ scroll_animation=”fadeIn” scroll_animation_delay=”0.2″][vc_column_text text_columns=”col-text-3″ text_color=”text-normal” margin_top=”20″ margin_bottom=”20″ scroll_animation=”none” scroll_animation_delay=”0″]blog-17 Your best is an idiot! 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So, how ’bout them Knicks? It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. What are their names?

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